~ Have you ever really listened to the chorus of Carrie Underwood’s “Before He Cheats”
‘Cause I dug my key into the side of his pretty little souped up 4 wheel drive,
carved my name into his leather seats…
I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights,
slashed a hole in all 4 tires…
She F’d his car up!!!LOL
~ Just in case you didn’t know… Anytime the phone rings, chimes, or beeps at 4:44am… It’s DRAMA! Now you may or may not be directly involved in the drama, but by the time you respond to that ring, chime, or beep… you are INVOLVED!
Unless you’re like me and look at it and say “awww hell nah, I ain’t answering that”!! LOL
~ You should also know that desperation will cause ordinarily sane folks to do/say some unordinarily strange ish!
~ Ok I have a link to share with you! You know how everyone loves a good deal?! Well THIS site, has some really cute handbags, wallets, accessories, clothes (if you’re looking for “disposable” (thx Erica LOL) attire. I even saw some Kenneth Cole on there. I LOVE Kenneth Cole. Anywhoo, that’s my summer gift to all my blog readers.
~ the bg’s are NEVER any fun… ewwww
~ Yo! Did you know that without Grace & Mercy, I would be a HOTT MESS!! So glad I know Jesus
~ Remember when those WWJD bracelets came out?! HA… I used to cuss folks out, lay on the horn, pull up beside them… so they could see me cussing them out… WITH gospel music playing and a WWJD bracelet prominently displayed on my right wrist! hahaha (I know I know…. Heathen!)
~ I watched the BET awards….. That’s it… LOL
~ Why did my sup come to me and say “You know Patrice, I NEVER knew how big you were up top, until just now when you turned the corner!” What did I say “Uhhhh, I don’t know how you missed them! It’s not like I can hide them!” LOL
~ Pop Lock it Drop it…
~ Oooh, I listened to “Lipgloss” for the 1st time this weekend. I kinda like that song.
~ OMGosh, Rebirth Brass Band will be in STL this week performing. Can you say SECOND LINE!!! Buck Jump Time!!! Do Whatcha Wanna… hang on the corner…
~ Why was there a picket in front of my job at lunch time? Why did my cowkrs ask me to join in? Why did they get mad when I said HELL NO? I’m sorry but, uh, You will never have me marching around in the gotdamn heat, chanting and ish… while our clients are driving past pointing and laughing! No thank you!
~ I’m giving up coca-cola in 3 days. (tear, tear)
~ I’m in love with the Boondocks. I must’ve been living under a rock. so glad my coworker turned me on to it. lol Riley: “you gon pay what you owe Santa!”
~ What they do…. They smile in yo face…. all the time they wanna take your place… back stabbers (back stabbers)….
~ 1 hour and 15 mins to go!
~ I start my b-day celebration in 4days!!! Whoo-hooo… (15days of FUN!)
~ Aite, I’m all of out ish to say…
Have a GREAT one.
(tomorrow I should have pics, of my dress, and his 3/4 finished hat :p)