we have all had to deal with people who are less concerned about their oral hygiene than the rest of the population. Most people, carry something (gum, peppermint, floss, travelsized mouthwash) to combat the halitosis.
and then there are those that DON’T
I see people from all walks of life..and the homeless, crack addict, alcoholics I see, i EXPECT to have my nostrils assulted, I mean they can’t help it. I know they can’t help it, and I do my job w/o complaint say a quick thank you that I have a roof over my head and keep it moving.
BUT when you come to the office and you are rocking the lastest Coach handbag (that I want but can’t afford), brand new timbs (fresh out the box, haven’t even creased the toe), hair and nails DONE! Then when I say Good Morning and you say Good Morning back my stomach does a VIOLENT somersault and I have mentally reprimand my face to OBEY and not show DISGUST… YOU! my dear needs your ass WHOOPED!
I couldn’t finish the interview (thank God she didn’t have everything I needed). Everytime she answered a question I wanted to slide out of my chair and DIE!!
I promise, never in my life have I smelled something so rotten coming from a living breathing mammal.
WHO DOES THAT?! I mean she has to FEEL the parasites breeding and multiplying in her damn mouth!
I was very offended and I REALLY thought she should have aplogized to me and all the other ladies she encountered before me. No one should be subject to smelling that shit!
Then to add insult to injury… WHY did she have NERVE enough to be with a MAN?! When she becked for him as they were leaving and got really close and told him something… I froze and stood and watched in shock and fucking awe! He MUST have a cold and therefore can’t smell SHIT b/c there is just no other way I could fathom why he was not recoiled in a corner holding his hands up in crucifix fashion begging her to SHUT DA FUK UP!
From here on… her interviews will be conducted via phone.
Happy Wednesday! 🙂