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If you read it to the end you won’t be sorry

It’s been a rough couple days in my little world…but i want to end the week on a more umm positive note.

All i ask is that you remember I was ONLY 14. I was in High School. I would never do something like this NOW. And most importantly she forgave me.

My 2 bffs from high school let’s call them C and M. We all went to Delgado during for the 1st half of the school day for all our math and science classes. Then we would be bussed back to high school around lunch time to finish the rest of the day. Well sometimes when we’d get dropped off at school we (me, c, and m) would get the bus driver to drop us off on the corner. My house was the 2nd house off the corner.

So this day we decided to just go chill at the house. We all were greedy asses, so we’d always go home and start cooking. Well M NEVER wanted to cook. Always 1st in line with a plate but NEVER wanted to cook. So this particular day me and C are in the kitchen fixing pancakes, eggs, ham. We both said to M, you NEED to bring your ass in here and help. To which M with her smart ass responded “I am the queen you are my subjects. It’s beneath me to cook. Carry ON serfs” (she STILL has this kind of attitude)

C and I, looked at each other and basically said “let’s get this bitch”

So we were fixing M’s set of pancakes, and i grabbed the dishwashing liquid and held it over the skillet. C started laughing. M is OBLIVIOUS, she’s in there watching Jerry Springer laughing and shit. Gravity started to take over and a single drop fell onto her pancake. I’m DYING laughing. Then C grabs my hand and squeezes!

So we fix our plates and C and I can barely eat our food WAITING on her to taste the dishwash. Do you know this girl ate and ate and ate and never said anything!?! lol So C and I are looking at each other like WTF?! we KNOW there is dishwash in there.

Then it happens!

M is running her mouth about how good “her serfs” did on her breakfast, when a BUBBLE comes floating out her mouth! C & I are literally ROLLING on the floor, side hurting laughing. Then M says “OMG! I’m blowing bubbles!” And as she says that MORE BUBBLES FLOAT OUT OF HER MOUTH!

Can you say FUNNY!!!!

To this very day the 3 of us still DIE laughing at that…

So have a good weekend. lol I’m over here stomach TIGHT laughing. lol

**keli, i’m praying for your fam chic!**

28 thoughts on “If you read it to the end you won’t be sorry”

  1. LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Wheeeeeeeeeeeew you wrong….there is a a reason I like you lol. Have I ever told you the story about the raisins? LOL

  2. LMAO!

    I needed a laugh…and that almost brought me to tears…

    wow…human bubble machine, lol.

    Hey…never upset the person making your food.

  3. Nu uh! This kinda stuff only happen on cartoons. I can’t even believe it.

    My step father used to make big pitchers of Dieter’s Tea and give it to people as sweet tea. It was very mean but funny.

  4. wow, yall were something else back in the day,lol

    yeah that sounds like something that Ashley would do,lol

    yall Cancer’s are hilarious,lol

    have a great WEEKEND sweets!!

  5. i just read Dreamy’s comment about cancers… are Cancer’s jokers? my youngest is a Cancer and he is a straight fool!!! lawd please don’t let him be a fool…. but he be having me crackin up all the time!

  6. LMAO @ Then M says “OMG! I’m blowing bubbles!” And as she says that MORE BUBBLES FLOAT OUT OF HER MOUTH!

    That is all kind of wrong…but it would have been funny as hell to see

  7. Did this really happen? I’ve tasted dishwashing soap and it’s noticeable and nasty. Don’t ask me why or how I tasted it. LOL!

    She never tried to get you back?

  8. when a BUBBLE comes floating out her mouth! C & I are literally ROLLING on the floor, side hurting laughing.

    Super funny. All the time I read, I waited to get to the point where bubbles came from her mouth.

    Y’all dead wrong for laughing though. ha.

  9. Old Black Joe

    (1)

    Gone are the days when my heart was young and gay;

    Gone are my friends from the cotton fields away;

    Gone from the earth to a better land I know,

    I hear their gentle voices calling, “Old Black Joe!”

    (Refrain:) I’m coming, I’m coming, for my head is bending low;

    I hear their gentle voices calling,

    “Old Black Joe!”

    (2)

    Why do I weep when my heart should feel no pain?

    Why do I sigh that my friends come not again?

    Grieving for forms now departed long ago,

    I hear their gentle voices calling,

    “Old Black Joe!”

    (3)

    Where are thee hearts once so happy and so free?

    The children so dear that I held upon my knee?

    Gone to the shore where my soul has longed to go,

    I hear their gentle voices calling,

    “Old Black Joe!”

    ~~~by buy maple story mesos

  10. WTH…you need yo ass beat for this one I hope you were playing. I think the only reason i don’t find this funny because that is something I would say, matter of fact I’ve said it and now I have to look at my friends and wonder what they hell they have been putting in my food all these years…LOL

    *logging off of blgospot right now so I can call my damn friends and make sure they don’t know you*

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