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conversations w/ ian

This morning on the way in to work I’m on the phone when I hear Ian say “hey Shawty”

Me: shawty?! Don’t get fucked up
Ian: what the hell are you talking about?
Me: who dahell you calling shawty? You got pet names for them bitches huh?
Ian: girl whatever (he laughs) I don’t say nothing about them niggas and they pet names for you.
Me: (stiffling laughter) nigga don’t try to flip it.. you just betta keep those ho’s in check. Tell them I said don’t talk to you when you on the phone with me. *bursting into laughter.
Ian: lil one *sigh* put the coo-coo back in the clock
Me: Fuck you I ain’t crazy fa real
Ian: shiiiid, have a good day at work. Love you
Me: love you too!

30 thoughts on “conversations w/ ian”

  1. Well my dear friend…I thought it was just you that was crazy. Now I see you and the hubby are crazy.

    So glad to see me and my husband aren’t the only people that are a little off.

    (I leave any comment anytime I get to say “husband”) LOL

  2. He should use a nail gun and quick dry cement once you trick it back into the clock.

    So um, what are some these pet names they have for you?

    Shawty is generic and the new “boo”. Now if he said, “Hey SugaBooty, you still keepin’ it wet for me?” then maybe it’s time for the pimp hand to start twitching.

  3. It’s a freak show baby, baby on the dance floor (no in St.Louis)

    Yah Yah Yah

    Remember that old Cameo song. Wasn’t it Cameo! You two are too much for me! LOL!

    SHAWTY!

  4. Yall are a mess. Lol The Hubby and I have funny phone conversations and I know if people overheard they would have us committed. Lol

  5. Yall are a mess. Lol The Hubby and I have funny phone conversations and I know if people overheard they would have us committed. Lol

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